porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Four minutes until I can fart!
My pussy is not your playground.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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