i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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