Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I am midnight drunk by noon
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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