Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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