I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize