I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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