and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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