I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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