: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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