i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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