she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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