Already got asked if we're dating
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize