Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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