We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Fuck appropriateness.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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