He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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