break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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