Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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