I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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