Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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