You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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