escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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