Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
P.S. I can't hear my feet
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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