Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its not stalking. its research.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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