My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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