Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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