ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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