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I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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