CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
