we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
