All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It was a blind-side dick pic.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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