none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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