I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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