ADVERTISEMENT

• (813): View more from Florida

  Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.

  Fav 22 4350 818

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh and I threw up on myself...

  Fav 41 2025 7609

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (415): View more from California

  i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.

  Fav 16 2718 1156

  share tweet
  

• (478): View more from Georgia

  So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

  (404): View more from Georgia

  how did that work out?

  (478): View more from Georgia

  Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

  Fav 15 5694 2062

  share tweet
  

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.

  Fav 12 4693 1309

  share tweet
  

• (734): View more from Michigan

  Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.

  Fav 17 4544 1046

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (705): View more from Ontario

  Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.

  Fav 1 1920 1214

  share tweet
  

• (216): View more from Ohio

  Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse

  Fav 3 1565 875

  share tweet
  

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game

  Fav 11 3483 1212

  share tweet
  

• (734): View more from Michigan

  He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.

  Fav 4 1573 893

  share tweet
  

• (352): View more from Florida

  Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.

  Fav 1 1079 645

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (704): View more from North Carolina

  All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..

  Fav 5 1021 569

  share tweet
  

• (727): View more from Florida

  all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was

  Fav 1 1026 367

  share tweet
  

• (510): View more from California

  Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?

  Fav 3 560 384

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (253): View more from Washington

  I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?

  Fav 0 146 73

  share tweet
  

Randomize