there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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