u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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