I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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