Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
