This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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