I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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