Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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