i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
