Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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