This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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