i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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