After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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