hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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