ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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