Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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