i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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