It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
my liver is dry heaving
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Randomize
