i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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