i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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