your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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