I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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