whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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