people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
