Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize